— I’m debating on whether or not I should read Fifty Shades of Grey.
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I swear to god, if I hear one more rape joke, I am going to lose it. No, Sir Douchebag, you did not “rape that test”. I, however, am going to punch you in the fucking face. 
— But no seriously.
You guys should all go read the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson. DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS FANGIRLING BY YOURSELF. 
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3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them? I would call my boyfriend, Alex, and I would tell him I love him, and also I’d ask him to tell my family that I love them, too, and that I’m sorry, because we’re not on the best of terms and I fuck up a lot with them. 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you? The last person I said “I love you” to was my dog, Scrappy Doo. My little baby boy means the world to me. 
Those hipster girls who say they love A Day To Remember but only know “If It Means A Lot To You” or “Have Faith In Me”:
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Usually I’m good with sexual content in books, but I’m hesitant about this one.
But everyone’s been telling me that it’s so good.